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All I Want For Christmas Is You (4/?)

Title: All I Want For Christmas Is You
Author: squilf
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: T (13+)
Words: 12,688 (so far)
Summary: Arthur is a geek, Eames is a drop-out, and Dom is Arthur’s best friend (even though he’s a douche). Oh, and by the way, it’s Christmas, and there’s a ghost. And I have gone insane what even is this.
Warnings: Teenage hormones, slash, repressed feelings, swearing, and maybe, just maybe, the rush of first love.
Disclaimer: I don't own Arthur and Eames, but if I did, they would be the sassiest gay couple ever to BAMF in a cinema near you.

      Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4      

Under The Weather (6/?)

Title: Under The Weather
Author: squilf
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: T (13+)
Words: 15,989 (so far)
Summary: About three things everyone in the office is absolutely positive. First, that Arthur Levine is a Financial Analyst (whatever that is). Second, that there is a part of him, and they don't know how dominant that part might be, that wants to kill everyone in the room at a given time. And third, that Eames from Marketing is unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
Warnings: Swearing, sexual references.
Disclaimer: Dissapointingly, I don't own Arthur and Eames. If I did, they would be happily married with a puppy named Cobb. (It squints just like him.)

  Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6  

Under The Weather (5/?)

Title: Under The Weather
Author:
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: T (13+)
Words: 15,817 (WIP)
Summary: About three things everyone in the office is absolutely positive. First, that Arthur Levine is a Financial Analyst (whatever that is). Second, that there is a part of him, and they don't know how dominant that part might be, that wants to kill everyone in the room at a given time. And third, that Eames from Marketing is unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
Warnings: Swearing, sexual references.
Disclaimer: Dissapointingly, I don't own Arthur and Eames. If I did, they would be happily married with a puppy named Cobb. (It squints just like him.)

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5

Under The Weather (4/?)

Title: Under The Weather
Author: squilf
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: T (13+)
Words: 10,742 (so far)
Summary: About three things everyone in the office is absolutely positive. First, that Arthur Levine is a Financial Analyst (whatever that is). Second, that there is a part of him, and they don't know how dominant that part might be, that wants to kill everyone in the room at a given time. And third, that Eames from Marketing is unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
Warnings: Swearing, sexual references.
Disclaimer: Dissapointingly, I don't own Arthur and Eames. If I did, they would be happily married with a puppy named Cobb. (It squints just like him.)
Notes: This is for PalindromeIsntOne, my friend/fanfiction bitch, because she puts up with a lot at my hands.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4

Under The Weather (1/?)

Title: Under The Weather
Author: squilf
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: T (13+)
Words: 2,775
Summary: About three things everyone in the office is absolutely positive. First, that Arthur Levine is a Financial Analyst (whatever that is). Second, that there is a part of him, and they don't know how dominant that part might be, that wants to kill everyone in the room at a given time. And third, that Eames from Marketing is unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
Warnings: Swearing, sexual references.
Disclaimer: Dissapointingly, I don't own Arthur and Eames. If I did, they would be happily married with a puppy named Cobb. (It squints just like him.)
Notes: This is for PalindromeIsntOne, my friend/fanfiction bitch, because she puts up with a lot at my hands.

“So, what do you say to it? Want to go out for drinks sometime?” Arthur turns to Eames and smiles. “I would rather have my intestines surgically removed and fed to diseased cannibals.” Eames blinks. “I’m guessing that’s a no, then?” “Yes, that’s a no.”

All I Want For Christmas Is You (3/?)

Title: All I Want For Christmas Is You
Author: squilf
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: T (13+)
Words: 9,795 (so far)
Summary: Arthur is a geek, Eames is a drop-out, and Dom is Arthur’s best friend (even though he’s a douche). Oh, and by the way, it’s Christmas, and there’s a ghost. And I have gone insane what even is this.
Warnings: Teenage hormones, some swearing, slash, repressed feelings, and maybe, just maybe, the rush of first love.
Disclaimer: I don't own Arthur and Eames, but if I did, they would be the sassiest gay couple ever to BAMF in a cinema near you.
Notes: This is my Christmas present to the lovely George, who I sadly didn't manage to get under the mistletoe this year.

Read Chapter 1 here, Chapter 2 here, and Chapter 3 here.

All I Want For Christmas Is You (2/?)

Author: Squilf
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: T (13+)
Words: 7,182
Summary: Arthur is a geek, Eames is a drop-out, and Dom is Arthur’s best friend (even though he’s a douche). Oh, and by the way, it’s Christmas, and there’s a ghost. And I have gone insane what even is this.
Warnings: Teenage hormones, repressed feelings, and maybe, just maybe, the rush of first love.
Disclaimer: I don't own Arthur and Eames, but if I did, they would be the sassiest gay couple ever to BAMF in a cinema near you.
Notes: This is my Christmas present to the lovely George, who I sadly didn't manage to get under the mistletoe this year.
Chapter 1

All I Want For Christmas Is You (1/?)

Title: All I Want For Christmas Is You
Author: Squilf
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: T (13+)
Words: 3,859
Summary: Arthur is a geek, Eames is a drop-out, and Dom is Arthur’s best friend (even though he’s a douche). Oh, and by the way, it’s Christmas, and there’s a ghost. And I have gone insane what even is this.
Warnings: Teenage hormones, repressed feelings, and maybe, just maybe, the rush of first love.
Disclaimer: I don't own Arthur and Eames, but if I did, they would be the sassiest gay couple ever to BAMF in a cinema near you.
Notes: This is my Christmas present to the lovely George, who I sadly didn't manage to get under the mistletoe this year.

It’s not like Arthur likes Eames, because he doesn’t. He doesn’t daydream about him while doodling hearts in his Maths exercise book, or feel funny when he sees him, like he’s been zapped (non-fatally) by a Dalek, or put his headphones on and sing along to One Direction thinking about him, really, shut up Dom.

Paris, Je T'Aime

Title: Paris, Je T'Aime
Author: Squilf
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: M
Words: 3,878
Summary: When When Arthur and Eames first fall in love – and it’s the first time, because they fall in love so many times afterwards, more than they ever fall out of it – they have three glorious weeks in Paris.
Warnings: Copious quantities of swearing, sex, and fluff.
Spoilers: Set before Inception. Can be read as a one-shot, or as a sequel to Kiss Me, Kill Me.
Disclaimer: Dissapointingly, I don't own Arthur and Eames. If I did, they would be happily married with a puppy named Cobb. (It squints just like him.)
Notes: I'd just like to thank everyone who read and reviewed Kiss Me, Kill Me. Your support has been fantastic. This is a sequel for you guys – but it can be read as a one-shot, too.

“Arthur, that was the worst dirty talk I have ever heard, seriously.”
“It wasn’t that bad.”
“You said I drink too much tea. And I don’t fold my shirts properly. During sex.”

Kiss Me, Kill Me

Title: Kiss Me, Kill Me
Author: Squilf
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: M
Words: 12,385
Summary: When first Eames meets Arthur, he decides there and then that he does not like him and he never will. (Well, actually, he hits on him first. And gets turned down. Not that that has anything to do with it.) But of course it's hard to hate someone you really want to get on.
Warnings: Swearing, violence, sexual references.
Status: Complete
Spoilers: Set before Inception.
Disclaimer: If I owned Arthur and Eames, Inception would be X-rated.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3