Rating: T (13+)
Words: 10,742 (so far)
Summary: About three things everyone in the office is absolutely positive. First, that Arthur Levine is a Financial Analyst (whatever that is). Second, that there is a part of him, and they don't know how dominant that part might be, that wants to kill everyone in the room at a given time. And third, that Eames from Marketing is unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
Warnings: Swearing, sexual references.
Disclaimer: Dissapointingly, I don't own Arthur and Eames. If I did, they would be happily married with a puppy named Cobb. (It squints just like him.)
Notes: This is for PalindromeIsntOne, my friend/fanfiction bitch, because she puts up with a lot at my hands.